Don't Be A D*ck Tea Towel
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Don't Be A D*ck Tea Towel

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Don't Be A D*ck Tea TowelWhere Practical Meets Personality! These aren't your grandmother's tea towels (unless your grandmother had an excellent sense of humor and impeccable taste). Featuring 13 of our most beloved sayings from Monster Tiles ceramic tile collection, these tea towels bring The Monster Company's signature wit and charm to your kitchen tasks. Each design is screen printed on high quality, absorbent cotton that actually does what tea towels are supposed to do

Where Practical Meets Personality! These aren't your grandmother's tea towels (unless your grandmother had an excellent sense of humor and impeccable taste).

Featuring 13 of our most beloved sayings from Monster Tiles ceramic tile collection, these tea towels bring The Monster Company's signature wit and charm to your kitchen tasks.

Each design is screen-printed on high-quality, absorbent cotton that actually does what tea towels are supposed to do - dry things!

Perfect for drying dishes, wiping spills, handling hot pots, or just hanging around looking fabulous. They also make ideal gifts for those friends who appreciate both practicality and personality in their kitchen accessories.

Tea Towel Details:

  • 100% cotton for maximum absorbency
  • Generously sized at 64cm x 50cm
  • Machine washable (because life happens)
  • Screen-printed with our signature designs
  • Made with love in New Zealand

Whether you're looking to add some character to your kitchen or searching for a gift that's genuinely useful, these tea towels deliver function with a side of fun. Because adulting may require cleaning up, but it doesn't have to be boring

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Tani M.
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
Is super soft and works for elderly
Size: 2' x 3' (Natural shape, Sheepksin, Oblong), Color: Ivory White
My mom has been ill and confined to her recliner for sleeping. She developed pressure sores and was in a great deal of pain. We needed to treat the sores and I researched how to prevent in first place and found that genuine sheepskin helps. I had no idea this was a thing. I ordered this for her recliner and a seat one for the car. She loves this. She said she could feel an immediate difference in sitting for so long that she didn't need to shift constantly. I don't understand the mechanics behind why this works but I'm grateful for something natural and affordable like this to offer such relief.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 26, 2025
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Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Photo of the color differences for you!
Size: 2' x 3' (Natural shape, Sheepksin, Oblong), Color: Ivory White, Size: 2' x 3' (Natural shape, Sheepksin, Oblong), Color: Ivory White
The white one seems softer than the cream one!? Seems like great value for your money for a single pelt, the seller and product didn’t seem sketchy at all.
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Moe
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice
Size: 2' x 3' (Natural shape, Sheepksin, Oblong), Color: Ivory White
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Jewels
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 4
Design worthy
Size: 2' x 3' (Natural shape, Sheepksin, Oblong), Color: Ivory White
Good looking and thick and solid and comfortable.
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Patricia Jordan
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Great product: thick and cozy
Size: Single Pelt/2 ft x 3 ft, Color: Natural (Ivory Whiite)
This is a lovely, thick sheepskin. I’m using it to drape over a chair. It’s very soft. The color is a natural white. Arrived quickly. The price was great for such a wonderful sheepskin.
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