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Unlimited Ma Gongs

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Unlimited Ma GongsThis listing includes a traditional Chinese gong mallet. The Ma Gong is fully lathed with a more or less flat face. They are smaller in diameter and provide gentle bell like tones. If a Ma Gong could grow up, it would become a White Gong. Man bites dog. Sure, we've heard that before. But Man bites gong? The phrase 'Man Bites Dog' is humorous or thought provoking because we ascribe a certain animal unpredictability to the dog, and civility to the

This listing includes a traditional Chinese gong mallet.


The Ma Gong is fully lathed with a more or less flat face. They are smaller in diameter and provide gentle bell-like tones. If a Ma Gong could grow up, it would become a White Gong.

Man bites dog. Sure, we've heard that before. But Man bites gong?

The phrase 'Man Bites Dog' is humorous or thought provoking because we ascribe a certain animal unpredictability to the dog, and civility to the human, but many times, the dog appears more loyal and calm, and the man more wild and ferocious.

And the same with the 7" Ma Gong. Its tones can be unpredictable and wild, but really it serves its master, us, like a devoted animal. While how we strike it is the wild unpredictable streak.

Hence the photo here.



Man, hereby represented by the Head Mallethead of Gongs Unlimited, is now a dog, or nature, and the gong, has been bitten by him.


The Ma Gong is fully lathed with a more or less flat face. They are smaller in diameter and provide gentle bell-like tones. If a Ma Gong could grow up, it would become a White Gong.

The 8” Ma Gong beard of the djinns because, and I quote his djinniness, “I wanted to have a face only a Ma Gong could love.”



He added and I quote again, “This way it would be easier to tell if other gods genuinely liked me, or if they were only hanging out with me for my wishes.”

He also wants all the fashionistas out there to know that the Ma Gongs are widely available and he would use his powers to make sure everyone who ordered one got a complimentary mallet included.

Ah, he is one of the more benevolent deities.

More on Near Deities Fashion Week.

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Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice umbrella stand
This stand is sturdy enough for my 9 ft umbrella. I only used water to fill it so it can be moved if necessary. The umbrella is taken down if it gets too windy as it would be damaged. This would not be the fault of the stand, just the nature of living near the coast.
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Brenda E. Brown
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The umbrella stand works .
The umbrella stand when filled with water is not as study as I like.
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Sassie Porter
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 3
Umbrella base
This umbrella base comes with a hole in it, in order for you to put sand in / water. You could get water in it a lot easier than you could sand. There's a tiny hole and the sand does not go very well down that hole. I've had a hard time trying to get the sand in. It is round in shape which makes it easier in the wind to tip over. But all in all for the price it was okay.
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Rosie
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Great weight
Very easy to put together and fill with water. Strong winds today and so far so good without a table to support it. If I need to I can add sand later. I wish I had one of these years ago
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Nice I used this as a replacement to something else I had: the other thing was too bulky so this was a perfect fit under the table gives more room
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