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Bloated Processor (Extended Art) [March of the Machine]Set: March of the Machine Type: Creature Phyrexian Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B} Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1 +1 counter on Bloated Processor. When Bloated Processor dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1 +1 counters on it and {2}: Transform this artifact. It transforms into a 0 0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
| Set: | March of the Machine |
| Type: | Creature — Phyrexian |
| Rarity: | Rare |
| Cost: | {2}{B} |
Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bloated Processor.
When Bloated Processor dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and “{2}: Transform this artifact.” It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
When Bloated Processor dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and “{2}: Transform this artifact.” It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
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★★★★★ 5
Great for dogs that chews a lot up everything
Size: Medium (Pack of 1)
Great for a puppy (large puppy) that chews a lot! So far, this toy is indestructible - and is the first toy she hasn’t chewed into bite size pieces! She loves to play with it all the time.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026
★★★★★ 5
It’s not hard but great for chewing! Sturdy.
Size: Medium (Pack of 1)
My dog loves it!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great for my Sheprador
Size: Large (Pack of 1)
Dog loves it and it's indestructible. Dog loves chewing on it. The little spot to add treats gives the toy a great life as a distraction while I'm gone. It bounces pretty well too. It's cute but I wish this size had different colors. Black gets lost in my house easily.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Tough!
Size: Large (Pack of 1)
Our dog is a chewer! Fabric toys don’t last - he enjoys ripped them apart. This lasts quite a while. I do watch it because after sometime (month or so), he does get it start separating. He actually got it in half once (looked “interesting” on my floor when we found it and made for a good laugh). We will continue to buy them.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 29, 2025
★★★★★ 4
GOOD CHOICE FOR A SUPER CHEWER
Size: Large (Pack of 1), Size: Large (Pack of 1)
Pretty good choice, but for a super power chewer like my 2 year old ROTT, nothing can stand up to her ! This bone usually lasts her about 2-3 weeks, but we only let her have it a few hours a day to keep her busy.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 11, 2025
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