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I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts 9oz Funny Candle Malicious Women Co

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I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts 9oz Funny Candle Malicious Women CoI Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts Infused With: Internal Screaming & External Smiling NOTE: This product will be shipped separately if purchased with other brands. Thanks Vessel Color: Amber Lid Color: Black Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes) Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free) Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax Grown In The USA 9oz Size: 2. 75" (W or Diameter) x 3. 5" (H with lid), 9. 125" (Circumference) Burn Time Approx: 9oz 40+ Hours Hand

I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts Infused With: Internal Screaming & External Smiling

NOTE: This product will be shipped separately if purchased with other brands. Thanks

Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Color: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax Grown In The USA
9oz Size: 2.75" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.125" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx: 9oz 40+ Hours
Hand Poured in the USA

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

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