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Astropus Tentacle Silicone personal massager – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness Accessory

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Astropus Tentacle Silicone personal massager – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness AccessoryA terrifying space creature with tentacle limbs has just been discovered! This peary white, purple and blue tentacle limb makes for a perfect dong! The tapered tip is easy to insert, the wide shaft stretches your open, and the tentacle suckers add stimulating texture! Made out of premium, phthalate free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult novelty

A terrifying space-creature with tentacle limbs has just been discovered! This peary white, purple and blue tentacle limb makes for a perfect dong! The tapered tip is easy to insert, the wide shaft stretches your open, and the tentacle suckers add stimulating texture! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci-fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult novelty item! Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the personal massager with warm water and soap and use a novelty item cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.

You're hiding in a bunker on the planet X-9. Half your platoon has been taken out. The mission was to explore and survey new territory on an inhabitable planet, but things turned for the worse once your team was attacked by giant, tentacled monsters! You can hear movement nearby and your heart races. Your gun is at the ready and you use a mirror to check what is around the corner. There it is, an octopod as big as a human, tentacles reaching in all directions, and eyes glowing near the center. It moves like it's underwater even though it's on land. It must be able to defy the gravitational pull while you're stuck heavy on the ground. It moves slow, its iridescent purple and pearly white skin catching the dim light and reflecting it. It makes an echoing click like a dolphin or a whale that sends shivers down your spine. You check your gun, looking away, and as soon as you turn around to shoot a tentacled limb shoots out and grabs the gun. Another limb grabs you. You scream into your comms microphone "Help! I'm under attack!" but no sooner have you called for help then the monster circles its arms around you, squeezing. It oozes a goo from its suckers that melts away your clothing and begins to sizzle on your skin. It doesn't burn, it just numbs and warms you. Suddenly it feels like you're wrapped up in a warm blanket. Heat pools between your thighs. Then it plunges its tentacle inside of you and your brain turns off. Your lips utter sounds that are coming from the monster, not you. "Hello team. Come join us! It feels so good. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender…"

Measurements:
Overall length: 8.7 inches.
Insertable length: 7.6 inches.
Narrowest insertable diameter: 1 inches.
Widest insertable diameter: 2.35 inches.

Materials: Silicone

Color: White, Purple, Blue

Note: Use only with water-based lubricants for best results.

Key Features:
Fantasy personal massager: This pearly white, purple and blue tentacle dong has a tapered tip, wide shaft, and toothy horns circling the base.
Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this personal massager. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most wearable massager harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with!
Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only.

Discover discreet, personal wellness accessories designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use.

Experience discreet, premium-quality personal wellness designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use. This quiet, rechargeable massager is waterproof and easy to clean. Enhance your intimate wellness routine with confidence and privacy.
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JohnsonT
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★★★★★ 3
Orange looking, but large capacity
Size: One Size, Color: Brown
I ended up returning this product, it looks more orange in color than what is pictured. Also, it doesn't smell like leather. On a positive note, it was inexpensive and did have a large organization capacity.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 4, 2025
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Anthony Rhinehart
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Best wallet on the market.
Size: One Size, Color: Nubuck Black, Size: One Size, Color: Nubuck Black
This is the only wallet I buy now. Over and over. I like simple wallets. No bifold. Trifolds hurt your back. Hard case are a mess that rub your credit card mag strips off from friction. I found this a few years back and have bought 3. I am a stone worker so mine get worn from the dust and grit in my pockets faster than normal wear and I need to swap them out every couple of years. I like the simplicity and the fact that the pockets are stitched the same depth so your cards stack like varying length stair-style tabs rather than all the same depth. Wallet is RDIF protection lined. I can put like 15 cards in this wallet and it’s still thinner than a bifold holding 5. I love it. I mean it. I haven’t found a better wallet than this one. They are very well-built. Picture shows wallet with 19 cards + 40 dollars. 3/4 of an inch thick.
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James A. Wright
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Alpine Swiss makes such a good product, well, I purchased three!
Size: One Size, Color: Nubuck Tan
These leather money clips will not disappoint. Great craftsmanship at a great price!
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John
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 4
Good Product
Size: One Size, Color: Smooth Finish Black
Good product although the leather is a bit stiff. Hopefully it will soften up over time. Fair price, fast shipping…
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MAX POWER
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
So far happy.
Size: One Size, Color: Glossy Nappa Black
As everyone has made clear, it holds credit cards very tight. Almost 3 weeks in & mine seems to be breaking in a little, but cards are still a bit difficult to remove. No complaints with money clip. One thing I thought was a dumb move on manufacturers part, was inside one of the card slots is a tag sewn into the seem. This makes things alot worse while trying to fit cards into all slots. The tag will catch on the cards & bunch up in the corner of the slot making things even tighter in that slot, plus all slots surrounding it. I was able to get a scissors in there enough to cut most of the tag out, without cutting the stitching itself....it made a big difference....enough to fit an extra card in & without it bulging up the wallet overall. Why would they feel it necessary to do this is beyond my pay grade. Its not like you can even see what the tag says until you cut it out.... I believe it was the name & logo....but Jesus, how unnecessary, & in the dumbest place one could possibly think of. Especially when EVERYONE comments on how excessively tight it is to fit cards in the slots & also be able to retrieve them with relative ease when needed. Overall I am happy with this wallet so far.... I'll be interested to see if it holds together over the long haul or if the stitching gives out in a year & has to be replaced. I will update this review as time progresses. UPDATE: Its almost to March 27 2023 & its been holding up great. No ripping or tearing stitching holding strong. Still holds cards really tight, but they are easier to remove.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2022

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