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Pornstar Martini

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Pornstar MartiniLadies, gentlemen, and degenerates of exquisite taste behold our Pornstar Martini, a canned bacchanal so utterly excessive, so lusciously unhinged, that it might just wink at you before kissing your sensibilities on the mouth. This is not a drink. This is a performance piece for your mouth. Crafted with glistening precision, this sensorial carnival begins with Specialty distilled Vodka as smooth and silky as a Parisian scandal. We then dive headlong

Ladies, gentlemen, and degenerates of exquisite taste - behold our Pornstar Martini, a canned bacchanal so utterly excessive, so lusciously unhinged, that it might just wink at you before kissing your sensibilities on the mouth. This is not a drink. This is a performance piece for your mouth.

Crafted with glistening precision, this sensorial carnival begins with Specialty distilled Vodka as smooth and silky as a Parisian scandal. We then dive headlong into South American Passionfruit so ripe, so fragrant, it should have its own OnlyFans. But we don’t stop there. Oh no. We drape this tropical hedonism in the rich, velvety embrace of Madagascan Vanilla, a bean so luxurious it’s banned in some Protestant households. And then, just to slap your palate awake, we splash in fresh lime juice, the citrusy lightning bolt that balances the debauchery with a zesty “bonjour, lover.”

But where, you cry, does this nectarous nonsense come from? Step into the stilettoed footsteps of the late, great Douglas Ankrah, the genius mixologist who birthed the Pornstar Martini in early-2000s London. His goal? To make a cocktail as cheeky, lavish, and unforgettable as the nightlife that inspired it. The name? A bold, irreverent homage to the unapologetic glam of the adult film industry - a drink meant to tease, titillate, and make your friends ask, “Wait, what did you just order?”

But here’s the clincher, the true coup de grâce of this decadent darling: it’s traditionally served with a sidecar of Champagne. Why? Because Douglas knew that some desires deserve two parts. The Pornstar Martini is pleasure layered - sip the cocktail, then follow it with a shot of bubbles to cleanse, elevate, and reset your tastebuds for another round of sin. Or chaos. Or both. We don't judge.

Now imagine all that - the drama, the swagger, the gold-dusted luxury - compacted into one of our iconic, award-winning cans. Ready to go wherever your inner diva takes you. Rooftop soirée? Obnoxious hens’ weekend? Solo Tuesday bath cry? It delivers. Cold. Sexy. Consistent. Every. Damn. Time.

And let’s be real: no one drinks a Pornstar Martini for subtlety. This is not a quiet, introspective tipple. This is a strut, a cackle, a pop song played at an inappropriately loud volume. It’s flirty, fruity, and utterly shameless - just like you should be.

So go on, be a little scandalous. Peel back the ring-pull, pour it into a coupe glass (or don't - decadence doesn’t discriminate), serve with a chilled shot of sparkling wine, and channel your inner chaos goblin.

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Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Keeps me regular and tastes great
Size: 81 Count (Pack of 1)
If you have trouble with staying regular and experiencing bloating, try these. They taste great and aid in digestion so you stay regular.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2026
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Trudy B
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 4
Works and taste great!
Size: 81 Count (Pack of 1)
I don't understand how some people are saying the taste of these are bad, I think their good. It took me about a week to set on a amount to take every day and decided on 3, with the help from certain fruits and vegetables I go every day now. Only reason I have it 4 stars and not 5 is bc of the gas it gives. After taking the gummies for about 3 hrs it's Alot of gas and man 🤢 bad!! But these gummies work and I'm not constipated anymore 😊
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Reviewed in the United States on January 25, 2026
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Sarah
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
High quality fiber
Size: 81 Count (Pack of 1)
Excellent fiber. I take it twice a day so it does fast but it's the best fiber gummy I've used in terms of results. Some of the flavors aren't my favorite but they're all palatable. I like the gummies because otherwise I forget to take them. It's hard to remember to take them exactly between other meds so having these sit out helps.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2026
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JustAnotherOpinion
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Works like a charm
Size: 81 Count (Pack of 1)
My gastroenterologist told me to take Benefiber, specifically, every day. I looked at a bunch of different kinds within the brand, and settled on this one because it seemed to have fewer ingredients I didn’t want. I was pleasantly surprised to find out they actually taste like candy my kids liked when they were younger. Yes, they are gummy and stick together a bit, just like any other gummy product, but I had no problems getting them out of their container nor eating them, unlike some reviewers. I keep them in a cupboard in a spot where it’s always an average temp. You can chew these or just let them dissolve in your mouth, something I do most often. I take them one by one after a meal, letting them slowly melt as I do other things before brushing my teeth. The best thing? They actually work. You should definitely start small and slowly increase to what is prescribed to you. It makes the process easier and more pleasant. My digestion seems to be better, and I no longer have constipation, just normal, average, healthy stool. They are an expense at the amount my doctor has me on, but they’re worth every penny to not have the awful pain and nausea I had before I started taking them. Highly recommend.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 26, 2025
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Anon
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Good stuff, tastes nice, does the job
Size: 81 Count (Pack of 1)
Same as in the retail stores, only it's actually available through Amazon. When we head to the stores to pick it up locally, there's a 90% chance it's out.
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